Mr. Vampire Who Lives in My Neighbourhood
1,380 words · 4/22/2026
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Florence was livid, pointing an accusing finger at Farrell, who looked more like he'd just walked out of a horror movie than a sunbathing session. "Are you out of your mind? Running around in broad daylight!"
Toni and David walked in to find Florence in full eruption mode, her usual cool composure blown away by the sight of Farrell's sun-damaged state.
"You could've been a pile of ashes! What were you thinking?" she continued, her worry for him breaking through her anger.
Farrell, lying in his modern-day sarcophagus, retorted, "Oh, come on! I saved you, and this is the thanks I get?"
David couldn't help but let out a snort of laughter at the absurdity of the situation, quickly stifling it under the dual glares of Florence and Farrell.
Florence was unrelenting. "You could've called for help, you know. Ever heard of a phone?"
"And risk losing time? I had to act fast," Farrell shot back, his irritation palpable.
Their argument spiraled, with Toni trying, and failing, to contain her laughter, earning herself a spot in the line of fire.
As Florence and Farrell continued their heated debate, their deep concern for each other was evident, even if their methods (and survival strategies) were wildly different.
"Next time, try not to play the hero if it means getting yourself fried," Florence scolded, her anger softening slightly.
"And maybe you'll learn to stay out of trouble," Farrell countered, his point underscored by his current, rather crispy, condition.
Their banter, a mix of concern, frustration, and affection, painted a vivid picture of their complicated relationship, set against the backdrop of their extraordinary lives.